This story is about a family where the mother complains a lot and the father really doesn't care and he still just does what he wants too. The daughter named Debra that is telling the story loves to eat ice cream and she is eating throughout the story while she is telling it. Her little brother named Mark got poked in the eye with a sword by a dorky kid named Malcolm and had to go to the emergency room. At the end of the story it says how Debra bought her own jeep because that was what her father was driving when he was around and the first thing she bought when she got it was ice cream.

http://www.consideration.org/flash/icecream.html